Part of my penis is missing
It’s not the end of my sex life
It just means that a few thousand nerve endings
Intended solely for pleasure
Are now gone.
I just wish the reason
For this mutilation
Wasn’t as far fetched as:
A guy
Who lives in the sky
And his dead son
Both feel
My baby dick
Must be purged from sin
I might have been okay
With any excuse
But that one.


